Poor Billy Ray.. his Friday concert in Hesperia, CA, was called off due to a fire that broke out. Just because he can’t get anyone to pay to see him.. *hack.. cough.. twitch.. I mean, it was a “free” concert for charity, so lots of people will be very sad they won’t get to hear his amazing vocals *more coughing and twitching* I mean relieved that they won’t have to torture their ears.. (oh.. wait, I think I did that backwards..)
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We all know that Miley is good and pure. She is a sweet flower, who I would never dream of making fun of. Not like “Certain” country cross over.. who shall remain nick nameless. Okay, just kidding, Miley is definitely going the way of Lindsay Lohan and Trampica Simpson. (oops, I guess she won’t remain nameless) anyway, as I have been getting lots of flack for targeting Trampica, I thought I should take a break and target someone else. So here is a picture of Miley, my sweet innocent virgin who just make wardrobe mistake. I can see how it would happen. I often leave the house with out my underwear. Or a shirt. Disney kids, gotta love the morals they set for our kids. Peak early, then skank it up all the way down. That’s what my Granny Cobbler always said. Of course, she was under more sailors than a nautical toilet…
Props to BabyGrl for being a supreme Tattler!
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While I don’t agree with putting someone down, (even Trampicca simpleton) for issues involving weight, I do believe in giving them a verbal thrashing for being selfish and greedy. Although when it comes to Trampica and her creepy dad, I have to say I am hardly surprised.
In recent news, it was revealed to us that Jessica is being sued for 10 million dollars. Why? She was apparently contracted to shoot a fitness video in 2005, and never followed through. Bet she is sorry now. (Here she is with a career sinking faster than the Titanic, and she could have been the next Tammy Faye absolot!) Alex Astilean, owner of said fitness company, reveals that he originally offered to pay both Nick and Jessica 1 million to do a video together. But but greedy daddy Joe decided that a half a million wasn’t enough for his precious twins.. I mean Jessica’s boobs.. I mean Jessica his beloved daughter, and told the company that Jessica would do the video solo for 1 million.
Alex Astilean said he doesn’t even know if Nick knew about the offer. He said:
“We knew that Joe Simpson gets the percentage just from Jessica’s work . . .We felt sorry for what we did by accepting the final offer, but we were in such a rush to come out with the video. For Joe to screw his own son in law for half a million dollars was still not enough, nor was the money from Jessica’s side, because he wanted another Ferrari and was trying to get Jessica’s trainer into the picture and force me to teach him the SpeedFit Routine.”
Well, Nick may never have been good enough, but I guess Jessica’s trainer, Mike Alexander, who just happened to also be represented by sicko Joe, was. Joe was insistent that he also wanted Mike on the video, (for additional money, of course.) And Astilean refusal to hire Alex is where things started to go wrong. Even after Jessica shot the video, and got paid, she just so happened to forget to give her final approval for the video. (so the video could never be released.) Slimy greedy, and sad, sad, sad. Now Mr. Astilean had an exercise video he is going to have to pay even more people for. Pay them to watch it, that is.
Astilean also added:
“What diabolic minds they had to shoot an exercise video for people to lose weight, but to never think about the millions of fat people who needed this video, knowing the entire time that this video would never be released. We are now in 2009 and they have dragged this out for so long they ruined the SpeedFit Company and put it in the worst financial crisis. All the assets we had vanished, we cannot afford a lawyer to litigate with them and they got me at the point where they want me to be, broke. All I was trying to do is make this country skinny.”
I don’t know about all that, but I do say that what goes around, comes around. Pretty soon Trampica and her big creepy daddy are going to be such losers they can’t even get on celebrity fit club.. oh.. wait.. I think that’s already happened..
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*this blog has been edited because I don’t have actual proof of Trampica’s umm.. love life.. So Trampica it is!
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Or, at least her new clothing line will be! Taylor Swift has just announced that she has teamed up with L.E.I, which is a brand carried by Walmart, to make a like of dresses to roll out this summer! Now, I have been to my share of concerts a la Taylor Swift, and if the swarms of adolescent girls in cowboy boots is any indication, these dresses will sell like hot cakes. An added plus? Someone in the spotlight is getting attention, and clothing deals because she IS NOT a slut! Finally! The best part is that, even though in my humble opinion, Taylor could probably design far more expensive clothes and they would still sell out, her dresses are said to be going for a mere 14$! Woo hoo for not getting greedy! Just another reason why we love you Taylor!
When asked why they approached Taylor, group chief executive officer, Jack Gross said it was because she is:
“someone with a good reputation and someone who we didn’t have to be afraid of getting any sort of bad press.” He added, “She is so famous, but really so grounded. We liked her immediately.”
When questioned about the topic of how the dresses were designed, Taylor said,
“We had so many ideas to work from, and it came down to creating dresses that I would wear. If I couldn’t see myself wearing them, I wasn’t interested in making them. It was very important for me to create cute, affordable dresses. Especially in these hard times, making expensive dresses just doesn’t make any sense. I go to Wal-Mart all the time. The one in my hometown of Hendersonville, Tenn., is open 24 hours, so I go there a lot to buy DVDs and stuff like that.”
Don’t you just want to give her a big, fat, TV mom hug and tell her she is free to go to the malt shop after school? If Kitty could knit, Taylor, I would totally send you a pink afgan with a fluffy kitty embroidered on it!
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I know, I know, I was shocked too..
In an interview with J-14 Magazine, Miley Cyrus forgot (again) that there just might be people out there more important than here. (I know, I know, it is shocking Miley. I mean, how could you have known? This has probably never happened to you before. I mean, imagine that! People more famous, popular, or politically influential than Miley Cyrus! I Think the Earth just stopped turning!) In the interview, when asked what it was like to perform for Barack Obama’s daughters, Sasha, and Malia, she (accidentally I’m sure) turned it around to herself. (silly Miley). She said:
“They [Sasha and Malia] were taking pictures like every other fan – they were really cool and appreciative of me being there. I really liked that.”
Then Miley proceeded to go into the oval office and put her feet up on Baracks Desk. When Security came, she said, “dont worry guys, Im fine.. Just brink me some chicken and my butt boy Justin..”
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Miley was out and about in Hollywood dressed in this.. um… (eighties?) inspired outfit. Now, I realize she is a teen fashion queen, but here in Nashville, its January. It’s cold. I wouldn’t be caught dead in something like this. Of course, if it was August, I would firmly tell you that “It’s August. It’s hot. I wouldn’t be caught dead in this outfit.” But, what the heck do I know? I’m just Kitty Cobbler; soccer mom, blogger extraordinaire, and master of the universe. (okay, maybe I padded my resume a little.. everyone does it…)
In other related news, Miley was supposedly almost kicked out of church last Sunday. Sources report that Miley and her boyfriend Justin Gagston were texting each other back and forth on their cell phones. They thought they were being discreet, but, the teenage girl in Miley couldn’t stop giggling. (At least there is one thing she does that is age appropriate.) Anyway, I am told that the Minister had to stop the service, pull the love birds aside, and give them what for.
(I’m sure Miley was devestated. Seriously, she probably told the minister to shove it, and that she could buy and sell him and his church three times over.)
It’s good to be King.. (or princess of pop or whatever they call her..)
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Jessica Simpson is putting her famous name out there again, but this time, it’s for charity. Jessica and her boyfriend Tony Romo have both contributed their “favorite family recipes” to the new Cowboys Family Cookbook, which was presented to the wives of the players. Some of the money raised will benefit the Children of Happy Hill Farm Academy. The Happy Hill website has this to say:
“Proceeds from this book help to pay for the daily care of at-risk children who live in the Dallas Cowboys Courage House at Happy Hill Farm. The Dallas Cowboys receive nothing from the proceeds of this book except for the personal joy and satisfaction that comes from helping children in need.”
The Cookbook can be purchased for a mere 25$ at HappyHillFarm.org
I have to admit, though I think she was included to boost sales, It’s nice to see Jessica doing something to help people. (It makes me doubley happy that it doesn’t involve watching her eat her microphone.) She also states in the bio area of the book that she is a hair dresser. Now this is a Jessica I can love! Orbels and Warbels here I come!
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As you know, your pal Kitty is always on the look out for the latest and greatest country music talent. Well, about a 6 months ago, someone, (well actually a few someones) emailed me, alerting me to a relatively new talent who has been burning up the MySpace charts. So naturally, I checked him out. Then I checked him out again. Then I checked him out again…. (What can I say? He isn’t exactly hard to look at!) Anyway, I realize that he is very new to the whole singing thing, but I LOVE him.
His name is Josey Greenwell. He writes his own songs, plays guitar and has talent to spare. I realize he is still a little green, but I’m thinking he has all the makings of a country music star. He has just recently moved here to Nashville, but he originally hails from Bardstown, Ky. Josey loves his family, gets along with his sisters, and plays sports. He has been singing since he was young, but he has only been writing and for a little over a year. He states his influences as being Keith Urban (of course, Tawny would never let me put this guy on here if he wasn’t), Rascal Flatts (again, ditto, but this time Country Girl),Jason Aldean, Carrie Underwood, and Taylor Swift to name a few.
So lets give him a big old Tattle Tale welcome, and let us know what you think.. We are looking forward to an exclusive interview and performance from him coming to you in February. (Hey, your Kitty is always here for you, so if it’s warm I will do my best to get him to do it shirtless… hee hee…) So be sure to check back often and always, and be sure to sign up for the Josey Greenwell You heard it here first!
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Posted in Carrie Underwood, Country Music Tattle Tale Exclusive, Country Music Tattle Tale News, Jason Aldean, Josey Greenwell, Keith Urban, Kitty Cobbler, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift Tags: Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldean, Josey Greenwell, Keith Urban, Kitty Cobbler, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift 5 Comments »One of our favorites, Lady Antebellum, performed on Conan last night. I think they did pretty well. I am so excited to see them live for myself!
For all of you in or near Jackson, Mississippi on February 6th, get yourself some tickets, because they will be performing at the Mississippi colosseum.
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Posted in Kitty Cobbler, Lady Antebellum Tags: Conan O'Brien, Kitty Cobbler, Lady Antebellum 4 Comments »My Girl at Nashville gab got some good Ryan Laird links. Since he is growing on us, I thought I would post them too. He is kinda lovable… It sneaks up on you..
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Sitting pretty at #1 on the billboard charts for six weeks, Taylor Swift had gotten a little disturbed. Lucky for us, it’s all for the sake of the camera. Taylor, who can be see sporting some seriously dark locks here on my Hommie P’s website, (I am referring to Perez Hilton for those of you who aren’t as “hip” as moi) has decided to give acting a try. So she is going to guest star on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Taylor will be playing a girl named Haley Jones, who is a dark and and disturbed alternagirl who’s family runs a motel in Las Vegas. Be sure to check out They new do and outfit. although it’s cool to see what she would look like if she ever decided to join the Indy rock wave, I’m personally hoping she doesn’t hang up the blond hair and cowboy boots too soon! We love you as the sugary sweet girl you are Taylor! Don’t ever change! (or if you do, at least email me first!)
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Okay, so this is not even in the vicinity of country music, but I just cant help myself. I HAD to post this interesting little tidbit.. I may be dating myself here, but for those of you who were also in the Ralph Macchio fan club, you may be initially just as geeked when you hear that they are doing a remake of the 1984 film. Of course my excitement soon wore off when I heard that I was basically Will Smiths production company funding it, in order to launch his son Jaden as a big fat star. I guess Tom Cruise isn’t the only one who is hoping to put his adolescent moocher to work. After all, daddy needs a new Venetian tiled pool bar in his bathroom..
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Posted in Kitty Cobbler, News - Not Country, Random Babbles Tags: Jaden Smith, Kitty Cobbler, Ralph Macchio, Tom Cruise, Will Smith No Comments »My down home girl at Nashville Gab found this video of Lady A. Since Kitty loves all things deliciously Charles Kelley, I simply had to post it! I really need to sit him down and explain that he was supposed to wait for me to get sick of my hubby and run away with him! Men, they are so fickle.
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For those of you who have been missing LeAnn‘s pearly whites, she is hosting the Colgate country Showdown here in Nashville. She writes on her blog:
Well, it’s about that time! I’m starting back to work tomorrow. I will be hosting the Colgate Country Showdown here in Nashville. We rehearse tomorrow and film on Thursday. After filming, I head to IL. for 2 shows on Friday and Saturday. I’m looking forward to being on stage again, it’s been a while. Maybe, I will see some of you this weekend! Hope you are all having a great week and staying warm. It’s COLD here in Nashville!
You bet it is LeAnn! Kittys got her extra blankets on the bed! Ill keep warm knowing I may possibly be able to ambush miss Rimes this Thursday! Maybe she can sign my toothbrush! Woohoo!
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LEARN TO LIVE named one of the best releases of 2008 in the New York Times
I loved Hootie. I loved him in all his Blowfish glory. Now I have come to love Darius, who is, not only one darn fine individual, but one darn fine country singer. Turns out I am not alone in my thinking! Darius’ Learn To Live was named one of the best releases of 2008 by the New York Times! Darius, Who was 7th on the list, beat out quite a few worthy opponents.
“DARIUS RUCKER “Learn To Live” (Capitol Nashville). More like Hootie and the Albatrosses: Shed of the bar-band dead weight, Mr. Rucker has looked within and discovered a country classicist with a keen pop ear. And then there’s that voice, robust and honeyed and not at all, it turns out, a relic.”
I just think he’s cute and he sings good. but robust and honeyed sounds good too. Makes me think of ordering a big ol slab of ribs..
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Well, maybe not the alter. She did however go to church this Sunday, with boyfriend Justin Gagston. She looked ultra respectful in her Sunday best. Maybe Justin can take the family out afterwards, and they can all share a 40 of MadDog. Now that’s communion!
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